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[gojyo]

[Gojyo fiddles around with the communication device that he recently received. It appears that he’s on a bed, looking more irritated than anything. He lights up a cigarette, taking a drag and blowing the smoke off to the side. He clears his throat, figuring that he might as well say something to this strange device, but stranger things have happened.]
So, what shit have I gotten myself into now, huh?
[He grumbles and looks to the side briefly, his thumb absently brushing over the camera, so his image goes dark for a few seconds here and there.]
Where the fuck is everyone though? That stupid chimp probably ended up getting lost or fell out of the jeep or some stupid shit like that…
[His voice waivers momentarily. It sounds like he’s concerned about something, but he won’t delve into that. Not publically, anyways. He grunts and tosses the device off to the side, but his voice can be heard in the distance.]
Fuck this, I’m not going to sit here with a thumb in my ass all day.

Comments

[video]

[gojyo]

[What the fuck? How did he hear someone else's voice through the communication device-

Who the shit was this?

He just stares at the video screen]

....The fuck?

[letteropener]

I beg your pardon?

[video]

[gojyo]

[He was going crazy. This had to be some sort alien bullshit or something]

...What the hell are you?

Re: [video]

[letteropener]

I am Princess Celestia. [A friendly reminder that she is a 'who' and not a 'what', though she understands his confusion.] I am an alicorn.

[video]

[gojyo]

[Blinks a few times and just stares at the video]

....

The shit is an alicorn....

[letteropener]

Another way to put it is 'winged unicorn', although in fact an alicorn is a representative of all three types of ponies, not simply pegasi and unicorns.

[video]

[gojyo]

[Gojyo just looked into the screen like the princess was speaking another language.]

...Ponies?

[Sorry, Princess, Gojyo just isn't getting this.]

[letteropener]

Yes. You may have noticed I am one.

[video]

[gojyo]

[He's seriously not getting any of this.]

Right...

[Not a human, not a youkai, it was beyond his comprehension at this point, but he was used to weird things. He cleared his throat, figuring it'd be a good idea to just switch the topic]

So, uh, you work here too?

[video]

[letteropener]

Yes, I too have been brought here to 'earn my right to exist'. I have the fortune of working in the fashion department.

[Her smile takes on a wry bent at those words.]

[video]

[gojyo]

[he didn't honestly think she would be working here. How could she work here anyways? Though he supposed that all sorts of worlds came together here... But damn, that seemed like a damn strange world]

Heh, well, do ponies drink?

[video]

[letteropener]

Alcohol? It has been a very long time since I indulged.

I suppose, though, I actually have the freedom to now. If lightly.