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[gojyo]

[Gojyo fiddles around with the communication device that he recently received. It appears that he’s on a bed, looking more irritated than anything. He lights up a cigarette, taking a drag and blowing the smoke off to the side. He clears his throat, figuring that he might as well say something to this strange device, but stranger things have happened.]
So, what shit have I gotten myself into now, huh?
[He grumbles and looks to the side briefly, his thumb absently brushing over the camera, so his image goes dark for a few seconds here and there.]
Where the fuck is everyone though? That stupid chimp probably ended up getting lost or fell out of the jeep or some stupid shit like that…
[His voice waivers momentarily. It sounds like he’s concerned about something, but he won’t delve into that. Not publically, anyways. He grunts and tosses the device off to the side, but his voice can be heard in the distance.]
Fuck this, I’m not going to sit here with a thumb in my ass all day.

Comments

[letteropener]

As near as we all can tell, the situation is exactly as presented in the video we all watched.

With the addition of more evil carnivals than any of us would truly like.

[video]

[gojyo]

[What the fuck? How did he hear someone else's voice through the communication device-

Who the shit was this?

He just stares at the video screen]

....The fuck?

[letteropener]

I beg your pardon?

[video]

[gojyo]

[He was going crazy. This had to be some sort alien bullshit or something]

...What the hell are you?

[Video]

[celes_mage]

[Have one smiley blond at your service.]

Ahhh~ You must be new. Welcome to this world! It's confusing at first but it's really not so bad.

[Helpful, isn't he?]

[video]

[gojyo]

[Thanks for the help, dumbass. He grunts as he looks at the video screen. Looked like some blond pretty boy. Of course.]

Thanks, asshole, but how the fuck do I get out?

[video]

[celes_mage]

You can't leave. At least no one has figured out how yet. And I don't think the people in charge want us to know. [Fai is used to dealing with grumpy ones.]

[video]

[gojyo]

[He grumbled as he took a drag of his cigarette]

Figures. They sounded like a bunch of dickbags anyways.

[Sounded like this guy had been around for awhile]

So we really have to work for these assholes, huh?

[Video]

[kandescence]

[So unimpressed looking.]

What chimp?

[Because so far he's run into a talking horse and a talking duck and it's starting to sound like someone's amassing a whole damn menagerie.]

[video]

[gojyo]

[Wait- Was that a girl or a guy? The voice seemed too low to be a chick, so he'd just go with that for now.]

What the fuck is it to you?

[He sighs]

It's just a kid that was in my gang. I don't know where any of 'em are.

[video]

[kandescence]

[If he knew there was some doubt about his sex, he'd be even more irritated than he is already. This here is just the default.]

Tch.

You're the one asking.

[A beat, and then, more to be peevish than actually helpful.] Well if you want talking animals then take your damn pick.

[video]

[gojyo]

[Normally he would just assume that this guy was simply crazy, but just previously he was talking to some weird... white alien thing that somewhat resembled an animal.]

Right, well, I think that I'll skip that, thanks.

[This guy looked just as grumpy a the monk. Damn. Maybe it'd be jut as fun to piss this guy off too]

Got a name?

[lavible]

Good luck, pal. You're not gonna find out much more out there. It's pretty interestin', though.

[video]

[gojyo]

[Another redhead? Gojyo pauses for a moment, but notices his eye color is different. Wasn't from his "world" then.

He still had to wrap his head around the idea of different universes merging into one at this... World Mart.]

What d'ya mean I'm not gonna find out much more out there?

[video]

[lavible]

I've already did my bit of askin' around. They'll just give ya the tourist information. It's better than nothin', but it explains crap about what's really goin' on here.

Apparently we work here now. Dunno who brought us here or how, but they gave us the why in that video thing.

[video]

[gojyo]

[It was just fucked up. He sighed and took a drag of his cigarette, not looking forward to this job at all.]

Still doesn't make any fuckin' sense to me why I'm here.

[Audio]

[excommunicated]

[For a half second the flash of red hair and the lighting up of the cigarette makes Allen pause, but as soon as the voice starts he is "reassured;" it's not General Cross. Why would it be? He's-- Well. It's not him, that's the point.

So he does what any respectable Englishman would: clears his throat and moves on from that emotional blip.]

I don't think you've gotten yourself into anything; it's an involuntary situation and you're not alone in it.

Were you with company before you woke up here, sir? It's possible they also arrived with you.

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[gojyo]

[Involuntary situation, huh? Sure seemed like Hell to him. He sighed as he thought back to what happened before he woke up here.]

It's a shitty situation, that's for damn sure.

Yeah, I was with others, but I haven't seen 'em around.

[Audio]

[excommunicated]

You're not alone in that opinion, I can assure you. Just wait until you talk to the management...

It seems like a few people are missing members of their parties or important people from their world. Is there anyone you want us to keep an eye out for in general? Any descriptions worth keeping our eyes open to?

[michaels_sword]

Too bad you just missed the carnival.

[That REALLY would've given Gojyo something to do besides sit on his ass.]

[video]

[gojyo]

Carnival?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Gojyo wasn't even sure what the hell a carnival even was. Maybe it was like a festival, but he had no clue.]

[video] i forgot to put this lolwhups

[michaels_sword]

It means there was a carnival. Rides, creepy-ass clowns, games rigged to make you lose...

[Someday, Dean will find someone in this world who isn't confused by the things he says. Today is not that day.]

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[tarotcards]

From what I've noticed, most people arrive here alone, so "everyone" is probably back home.

You can tell who to look out for, though.

[ Besides the chimp, everyone knows what chimps look like; little annoying brats that runs around with a cape and screams Sanzo every five minutes, right? ]

[video]

[gojyo]

[It didn't make sense that he would be taken away, but no one else would be. And, yes that's an accurate depiction of what a chimp looks like.]

You come alone then?

[video]

[tarotcards]

[ He nods. ]

Yeah, I haven't found a single person I know; mainly just people from other places and an alicorn.