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Attention, World Mart Employees. Its the month of April, and spring is upon us. Stand by for our monthly update, which will assist in serving both you, and our customers better.

The following employees have been laid off:

Phoenix Wright
Souji Seta

Thank you, to those whom have left, for your service. You will be missed.

Now, for the Employee of the Month.

Congratulations,
UM'BAALA NORWEKI
(NPC)
Your service in the Meats Department is unrivaled. The way you butcher every meat that ends up under your fingers; you are a wonderful member of the World Mart family. Please accept your FREE MONTH TRAIN PASS and 100 Credit WM gift card with pride. You have also earned one star for your efforts.

Now, for the newest monthly circular:

( April )