[Once he's had time to calm down (mostly) and wash off all the dirt from Purgatory, Dean focuses his attention on making the World Mobile do what he wants. Unfortunately, what he wants is to contact his brother, so he won't be finding much success.

But he does end up turning on the video function without realizing it as he fumbles around with the device.]

--piece of crap, mobile communication my ass! Call Sam.

[He pauses a moment, and you can hear a few beeping noises, like he's trying to dial a number, but it's no-go.]

Son of a bitch!

[Frustrated, he chucks the WM onto his bed, which also cuts off the video feed.]

[ When the feed clicks on after the intro video, Naruto is sitting at the edge of the bed, the most wide-eyed, confused expression on his face. How--...what? ]

...Tha... that was it?

But...! [ And he reaches out quickly, snatching the device up in his hands. His face now now close to the screen as he talks into it. ] But what about the war?! Finding Sasuke? Saving Gaara and Tsunade-baachan and the rest of the village?! [ He shakes the device wildly. ] SEND ME BACK, DATTEBAYO!!!

SEND ME BACK!!!

[ The World Mobile turns on suddenly, regardless of where you are: in your dorm, the middle of a transaction, wherever. The Announcer’s voice rings clear on the WM. ]

Attention, World Mart Employees. Due to the unusually high wave of New Hires, the CEO of World Mart wants to thank his employees with a grand event. He knows coming to a new world can be difficult, but we are here to help you adjust.

In order to celebrate, The CEO is importing a famous carnival from the planet Earth, from a state called Iowa. Entry and rides are free as long as you show your World Mobile. Old fashioned game tokens will be allotted for each employee, ten per person. Games cost between 1 and 3 tokens to play. Extra tokens will be available for purchase at the carnival.

Both World Mart employees and residents of Central Station will be attending, so please have fun and mingle with your fellow aliens. The carnival will be open on Vegetaday, from 10 am until Midnight. If you have any questions, you may respond to this message. Any employees needing help being transported from World Mart to the Carnival can inquire with the ETR.

Have a pleasant day, and welcome to World Mart, a taste of every dimension. [ And with that, the feed clicks off. ]

[[ ooc: Feel free to have your character comment to this post! We will be posting this event tomorrow so everyone has plenty of time to tag it this week, even though the event will ICly take place on Wednesday (Vegetaday). Of course, with World Mart, everything is not as it seems... ]]